Protagonists vs. Antagonists Meme

Rules: Can be done in picture format, writing format, or journal format.
You must tag at least six people.
You can use 1-3 characters for either side of the board.
Have fun!

PHILIP VS. SHEP WHAT

Question 1: Usually a hero has at least one similarity with their villain opposite. List up to three if you can.
1. They're both cat people.
2. They both have mental issues.
3. They've both been with Rachel. SECKSHUALLY.

Great. Question 2: Some differences.
1. Philip is a soldier, and Shep is a cop.
2. Philip had a loving family, and Shep's parents were crazy people.
3. Philip is bi, and Shep thinks boys who kiss boys are teh gross. (We're sure he sees the hypocrisy. He just chooses to ignore it.)

Question 3: What would a civil conversation between the two sound like?
"Show 'em."
"Full house. Aces over eights."
"Straight flush."
"You fucker."
"Love you too, puppy."

Question 4: Alright, sweet. Now their most violent conversation!
"......."
"....... >_o"
"......-shoots in the leg-"
"AKJSLJD'AWJ'DF DAMNIT SHEP -STRANGLE-"

Question 5: Ouch, damn. Now how about if they were forced to live together?
"Shepherd."
"...What?"
"Didn't I already warn you about what would happen if I caught you playing Russian Roulette with the cats again?"
"I got bored. : ("
"-SMACK-"
Also, the possibilities of Shep throwing a hissy fit after Philip uses his shampoo/doesn't categorise cutlery in the dishwasher/forgets to use a coaster are infinite.

Question 6: Will / has your protagonist kill / killed the antagonist, or vice-versa?
Not ... directly.
: |

Question 7: Does your antagonist have any hobbies?
Chain-smoking ... racquetball ... killing things ... cooking (ahaha) ...

Question 8: Do your protagonist and antagonist have theme songs? If so, what are they?
Shep: "Burn It Down" by A7x (among others)
Philip: "Use Your Fist and Not Your Mouth" by Marilyn Manson

Question 9: Do you think if their situations were switched, things would be different?
Weell. Shep was born without the capacity for empathy. But he'd have gotten much more cuddles in Philip's family and they would have actually tried to help him if he still ended up with issues, so he'd have turned out much better all around, though probably still a cop. He'd also have been multilingual being that Philip's family is French-Italian and learnt more family-type values.
Philip woulda been raised a little bastard. He'd have been cuddled and fed only a few times a day in infancy and learnt more self-reliance during that period. So he probably wouldnt'a been a soldier. He wouldn'ta been a psychopath either. Just a mean guy without as much respect for women. Perhaps a loan-shark-type businessman.

Question 10: Do you associate them with any animals?
Shep: Shepherd dogs, Komodo dragon ... and, sometimes, male African lion.
Philip: Grey wolf and apparently bull. XD

Question 11: What are the greatest Sins (by that we mean Seven Deadlies) of your protagonist and antagonist?
Philip's would be Lust and Wrath. And Shep's ... uh, Pride and Wrath. XD

Question 12: Update them to modern times if they're not already. Who are they now?
Umm. The same? XD
Shep would like to be updated to a doctor. But cop is the best place for him. -pats him-

Question 13: Favoured method of transportation for the protagonist and antagonist?
Philip likes his motorcycle. And Shep's got a sleek little Lexus.

Question 14: Favoured weapon(s) of choice?
Ah, the infamous taser. ; ) Shep likes guns, too, and occasionally experiments with other tools.
Philip likes gatling guns.

And finally, question 15: Is a resolution ever possible?
If Philip could give up the rest of the gang, Rachel included, and ignore Shep's hobbies, and if Shep decided not to kill him... Sure. XD

---
Collabed with ~alta-ego. I GOTTA DO THIS WITH WINGER MAN.
We tag whoever~

PS ARTZ COMING SOON TO A WATCHLIST NEAR YOU. Just gotta figure out how to hook up my scanner. D: